i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
petition to have Raven Symone on the next season of American Horror Story
Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.”
"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?