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prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

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apparentlyimanauntmother:

imperialdalek:

partyformoriarty:

sorry, i couldn’t help myself

doo ee oo I’m fucking dying

*SCREAMING*

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femmeandrogyne:

dondadayoh:

Okay so heres something that I feel ppl never take into consideration when using this example- if the cup was full prior, and you poured out half of it, it is totally valid for it to be seen as half empty, and if prior the cup was empty, it would totally make sense that someone would view it as half full. So be aware that past experiences have an affect on how ppl view things and you telling them to “look on the bright side” is just another way of saying “conform to my mindset”.

You are wonderful.

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smoochesfromstacey:

ME AND MY CREW ARRIVING AT YO BIRTHDAY PARTY

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a-spider:

whats stopping us from getting married oh right ur a chicken nugget

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omie:

ckings:

i like my men how i like my tea

thrown in the boston harbor

I like my men like I like my wine.

Twelve years old and locked in a basement.

I like my men how I like my meat

ground up and in the freezer

I like my men how I like my books

bound in leather

I like my men how I like my homework

spread all over the table

one on top of the other

I’m so done with this site omg

welcome to tumblr everyone

I’m afraid to like a girl from tumblr now wtf

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daftpnk:

now hold on just a diddly-darn minute

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gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

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